And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.…
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. You mean it controls your actions? I find your lack of faith disturbing. The…
Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany,…
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! This is the worst kind of discrimination:…
I'm excited to announce that I have a new After Effects CS5 template for sale on Videohive! The Postcard Project is a flexible template for showcasing your vacation or other…
Welcome to the new home of the works of T. Garrett Eaton. This site is intended to house my commercial endeavors; you can find my fine art works here. Stay tuned for…